I was barely sitting down in the bathroom when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

“Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

“Doin’ just fine!”

And the other person says:

“So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

“Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

“Can I come over?”

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,

“No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the person say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

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Password Problem

Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with his password.

No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” he says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains,

“so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”

“Yeah,” he says,

“but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”
ohhh!!!!
what can i do
its located in wrong place
welll!!!
the power of christ compels u
so bar it
just kidding sorry for the discomfort!!!!!!!!!!!!